tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13627355920815806922024-03-04T22:24:23.902-06:00The FunnyzNo Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comBlogger146125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-29890902581068820652008-12-23T11:00:00.001-06:002008-12-23T11:01:48.365-06:00Thundercats Movie TrailerFake movie trailer for Thundercats featuring Brad Pitt, Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman<br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fb50GMmY5nk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fb50GMmY5nk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-15456599570455916052008-12-10T13:03:00.002-06:002008-12-10T13:04:09.936-06:00The Bailout<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWnUoUF9ZjFTTwvHNo91-Aq9X5WQGKqh4kefGsHmAaZkjhyxR6sxTimbBWXdrJIIkZgTyJtNqOUDHkfq8tMhMGchSFeZJ9OObM03Nz9LQnZmh4ALFodinEs0lgGXNwYVsWCC8qptlptOk/s1600-h/image001.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWnUoUF9ZjFTTwvHNo91-Aq9X5WQGKqh4kefGsHmAaZkjhyxR6sxTimbBWXdrJIIkZgTyJtNqOUDHkfq8tMhMGchSFeZJ9OObM03Nz9LQnZmh4ALFodinEs0lgGXNwYVsWCC8qptlptOk/s400/image001.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278239208935338642" /></a>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-90721792281799945342008-12-08T12:31:00.000-06:002008-12-08T12:33:10.007-06:00The Christmas StoryA Christmas Story for people having a bad day:<br /><br />When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.<br /> <br />Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.<br /><br />When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.<br /><br />Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were<br />scattered.<br /><br />Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the<br />elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little<br />glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.<br /><br />Just then the doorbell rang, an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great<br />big Christmas tree.<br /><br />The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would<br />you like me to stick it?'<br /><br />And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-23566263602172631972008-12-03T13:46:00.000-06:002008-12-03T13:46:01.830-06:00Brown Suit<center><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/blogimg3/NY20061222.jpg></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-70975413365468967702008-12-01T10:07:00.001-06:002008-12-01T10:07:00.178-06:00Christmastime in WashingtonThe Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.<br /><br />This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capital.<br /><br />There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-48576271454641254152008-11-05T18:37:00.000-06:002008-11-05T18:37:00.385-06:00Revenge<center><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/blogimg3/NY20041122s.jpg></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-40179780573996773302008-10-20T13:08:00.001-05:002008-10-20T13:08:01.142-05:00Scarecrow Moon<center><img src=http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8133/979/1600/scarecrow-moon.jpg></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-8714393848236564782008-10-08T10:21:00.000-05:002008-10-08T10:22:17.553-05:00The Stupid Vote<center><embed FlashVars="videoId=187570" src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-68141474446473771642008-10-02T21:47:00.002-05:002008-10-02T21:48:09.815-05:00Schelp to Florida - Vote ObamaSarah Silverman wants you to visit your grandparents in Florida<br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AgHHX9R4Qtk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AgHHX9R4Qtk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-40826402729799003452008-09-18T14:46:00.001-05:002008-09-18T14:48:49.832-05:00Don't let a Blowjob ruin your health<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_lqePjKwak&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_lqePjKwak&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-4606065195024440502008-09-15T12:05:00.001-05:002008-09-15T12:07:45.866-05:00GrillingA man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:<br /><br />"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the grill."<br /><br />With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape And measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.<br /><br />"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the grill!"<br /><br />The woman chose to ignore her husband.<br /><br />Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.<br /><br />"What's wrong?" he asks.<br /><br />She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-68684604149930975612008-09-11T15:19:00.000-05:002008-09-11T15:19:00.509-05:00Spring Break MistakeThese guys make a fatal mistake on the beach...<br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sVPa46W3uMY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sVPa46W3uMY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-14828347159476711612008-09-10T14:32:00.000-05:002008-09-10T14:32:00.534-05:00Spiders on DrugsThis is your Spider's brain on drugs...<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHzdsFiBbFc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHzdsFiBbFc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-6943027116942554042008-09-09T11:21:00.000-05:002008-09-09T11:22:37.820-05:00Bad Case of Diarrhea<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UEjJGae0vcc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UEjJGae0vcc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-60763062391350308872008-09-03T18:19:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:02:23.959-06:00Garbage<center><img src=https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIg4bZ9RHsnSVmw_zO5ipe71bWPt44P9RidAsFHI9Tg3JfZFLjnAhEwRDRV9q0ifzFzhnwOWW7rqT87hzHH440GmkgdNnmx4eweRWScZptR-UEw7soxR7Cv3aczAUQYprnGD7tBr0bau8/+garbage.jpg></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-89464161145137735682008-09-01T21:41:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:02:23.967-06:00Grandma's Boobs<center><img src=https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmDgdFnHNR27y7Yjtk2jKmGxjHeMU-Svy7sUfY1CucLHyTZE1WrjzPPHCKLI4pmGVt7IUPdViMyZUoxsWMaOd4KLDhD-E_Y71Bm_960hF8itOYuD2VYzvJhaiMtc9cnE1rKrLWPP3FFZwP/></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-15486532831063098102008-08-30T10:12:00.000-05:002008-08-30T10:12:00.709-05:00Politics ExplainedA little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"<br /><br />Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"<br /><br />So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.<br /><br />The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." <br /><br />The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-32833139256516583222008-08-29T10:08:00.000-05:002008-08-29T10:08:00.961-05:00How do you piss off a female archaeologist?Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it`s from.No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-91467195165482924862008-08-21T13:59:00.001-05:002008-08-21T13:59:43.516-05:00Michael Phelps is a Jerk<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AhjwnsVUeto&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AhjwnsVUeto&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-83245260960043044692008-08-11T09:30:00.001-05:002008-08-11T09:30:39.147-05:00You've been Barack-Rolled!<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/65I0HNvTDH4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/65I0HNvTDH4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-12898671910864397452008-08-11T08:53:00.001-05:002008-08-11T08:56:05.951-05:00Tightie Whities Music Video<center><object width="480" height="392" data="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=735568&affiliate=162635" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="revver73556812184628047167723"><param name="Movie" value="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=735568&affiliate=162635"></param><param name="FlashVars" value="allowFullScreen=true"></param><param name="AllowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=735568&affiliate=162635" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowScriptAccess="always" flashvars="allowFullScreen=true" allowfullscreen="true" height="392" width="480"></embed></object></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-52183539038134290352008-08-10T21:48:00.000-05:002008-08-10T21:49:17.148-05:00Paris Hilton for President!<center><object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=64ad536a6d" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=64ad536a6d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/paris_hilton">Paris Hilton</a> videos at Funny or Die</div></center>No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-43343475256074184272008-08-01T10:30:00.002-05:002008-08-01T10:31:22.183-05:00Mexico Drops out of 2008 OlympicsPresident Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the Beijing Summer Olympics. <br /> <br />He stated: "Casi cada uno que puede correr, saltar, o nadar ha salido del pais." <br /> <br />Translation: "Pretty much everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-72893848388945636402008-07-29T08:34:00.000-05:002008-07-29T08:35:00.813-05:00Special High Intensity TrainingTO: ALL EMPLOYEES<br />FR: MANAGEMENT<br />RE: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING<br /><br />In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.<br /><br />If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.<br /><br />Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.<br /><br />If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).<br /><br />If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).<br /><br />Thank you,<br /><br />BOSS IN GENERAL<br />SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING<br />(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1362735592081580692.post-17535033059523652992008-07-21T11:44:00.000-05:002008-07-21T11:45:55.236-05:00mpgA recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.<br /> <br />Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.<br /> <br />This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.No Milk Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.com0