Fake movie trailer for Thundercats featuring Brad Pitt, Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the
elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little
glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great
big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Monday, December 1, 2008
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.
This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capital.
There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the grill."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape And measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the grill!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"