Tickle Me Elmo Factory

A blonde was hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory for work during the holidays in the Quality Control department. The boss explained the job, she said she understood, and began working.

Inside of 30 minutes the whole line had to be shut down. They found the blonde at the Quality Control station at the end of the line. She'd stolen thread, needle, plastic balls, and red felt from other departments and was busily sewing away on the Elmo dolls.

The boss, LOUDLY explained, "NO, I MEANT GIVE EACH ELMO TWO TEST TICKLES."